To create a new standard, it takes something that’s not just a little bit different; it takes something that’s really new and really captures people’s imagination — and the Macintosh, of all the machines I’ve ever seen, is the only one that meets that standard.
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong
An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship.
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.