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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

Time and attention are precious raw materials.

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don’t want to learn–much.

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.

“On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.”

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”

“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”

“Look, I like to be funny. There’s nothing funny about Hilary Clinton being President.”