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Anatole France

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.

Dave Barry

Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead,...

Winston Churchill

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

Bill Gates

To create a new standard, it takes something that’s not just a little bit different; it takes something that’s really new and really captures people’s imagination — and the Macintosh, of all the machines I’ve ever seen, is the only one that meets that...

Robert Benchley

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.