Archive for the “Quotes” category

In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.

Peter Ustinov

Adventure is just bad planning.

Roald Amundsen

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

John Adams

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.

Olin Miller

To be amused by what you read--that is the great spring of happy quotations.

C.E. Montague

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.

Mitch Hedberg

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I have CDO. It's like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order, like they're suppose to be.

Hanan Rahman

R-okay Raggy!

Scooby Doo

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

Kurt Vonnegut